Fucking banger right here. Chassagne baby fat.

Mellow. Lush. South of France baby !

For the intrepid that needs to fill a void.

Fancy.

A proper Meursault.

High caliber. Mineral side of Meursault.

Absolute delight. Crunchy seashells, Brie cheese and ripeness.

Bigger is better.

Perfect.

Artful show of passion.

YOLO.

Hahahahaha

Tough to beat.

Pleasure in ounces.

Ooh la la...

It's hard to hate up close.

Personally, one of my favorite vineyards in Burgundy.

Linear. Honey, hazelnut thing.

High standards.

Pure. Flinty. Fresh.

Consistency before trendy.

Grenache blanc and Grenache Gros dominant blend with stone fruit and spice.

Top producer. Bigger wine with Asian pear and honey notes. Dry.

You’d didn’t know that you could be satisfied this way.

Hidden gem.

Play on player !

Naturally talented.

One of the best in Alsace. Biodynamic. Lush. Full frontal. Perfumed.

Hits different.

Sancerre cheat code.

Old-School, smoky, chizeled Chenin.

If you think all Chardonnay is piss. Take a step back. Start here.

Sea water.

Difference between a vitamin and a hormone.

all drums and bass.

As good as any. Better than most.

Insider Tip: Sits below the 1er cru of Genevrieres.

Most underrated village for white burg.

A modest subscription.

Textures of Jersey milk.

No is kinda sexyyy.

Classique.

Essence of purity.

Sea water.

Nectar of the gods.

Not everyone has good taste.

.19 acre parcel 10 barrels annually Legendary vineyard

Burgundy cheat.

Really good shit. Too cheap. For the white burgundy addict.

You're never number 2.

Easy living.

Touches the soul. Stays in the mind.

Undeniably Compelling.

Identity is everything.

Easy access.

Forbidden fruit.

For people in the know.

For people in the know.

A vineyard touched by God.

A moment of great pleasure and fascination.

You win. Expressive and beautifully put together.

Ignorant to reason. The best you’ll ever have.

Strictly French.

A natural.

The scent…poetic. The taste…salacious.

Brambly blackberry marching on with roasted green pepper and dried tobacco.

Diet Cabernet Franc.

More offensive than defensive. Give it a nice stir around in the decanter.

Could not be anymore French.

Silky, laced over firm curves.

Like revisiting an old addiction for just a moment.

Disco with a soul train line.

Absolute banger ! Gluttony prevails !

Blackberry and bacon lardon.

Depth. Chambollesque.

Tough to get. Easy to drink.

Featherlight with delicacy.

Unleash this wild beast. Big fan of this style.

Liquid savory.

Explosive.

Best Red Burg you haven't had.

I grew up on this stuff.

Will make you weak at the knees.

Raw Talent

Hipster.

Time well spent.

2021. A vintage very similar to what we would have seen growing condiitons like in the 1980s.

This will leave in the morning without saying goodbye.

Bacon wrapped blueberry.

Drives me out of my mind.

Like unprotected sex with no consequence.

Sister property of Cheval Blanc. Mic drop !

Beauty is better than speed.

Inspirational.

On a glorious path to nowhere.

Liquid peppermill.

Red Burgundy stunt double.

Understated sophistication.

All the toppings.

Love potion No. 9

Cru Beaujolais on a diet.

Ripe for the picking.

Greed. The silent thief of happiness.

Everything depends on the sweetness of your bait.

Love will guide you to onowledge

A flavor of its own.

We suffer more in imagination than reality. Stop the suffering.

Liquid bacon lardon.

Profound.

Hidden gem of Margaux. Old school not adhering to the sauvly oaked neighbors.

Soft opening.

If Brunello met Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

Like Bordeaux but with curves.

BABY DRC.

Mellow and mineral.

This is the nectar of champagne.

Creamy lighting.

Unrealized talent in the champagne world.

Gateway drug.

Bossy. But worth it.

Lazy boy.

Artificial metric for starting to drink good shit.

Be someone.

If you’re lucky.

Transparent cherry. Chizeled and toned.

Pure gluttony.

Quite attractive. Mass appeal.

Fanciful flavors. Fucking unbelievable.

For the white Burgundy lover.

Tender

Half champagne. Half amazing.

There’s a secret to this sauce.

When you play music loud. You surrender to it.

An influencer.

Embrace your vice.

Chizeled. Rich. Handsome.

High standards.

Too easy.

Powerful narcotic.

Super grippy.

Poison chalice or golden opportunity

Full frontal.

Firm but delicate.

Kinda boss.

Sexy.

Creamy lighting.

Spicy and a bit cranky.

Creamy lighting.

O.G. of natural champagne.

White lighting.

Balls to the wall.

Better than a gym crush.

Better than a cheap date.

Romance isn’t dead.

Better than a cheap date

No going back.

This is a beautiful world.

90's Runaway Model.

Best non-champagne.

Non-Alcoholic sparkling that feels like cheating.

Kinda edgy.

You'll beg for more.

Birds of a feather flock together.

No hip. Not cool. Better than good.

Deferred delight.

An absolute gigilo.

Let the wine do the talking.

Only the dead fish go with the flow.

Hell of an aperitif. Campari-esque.

Accerlated joy.

Too good to be true.

Mister Mineral.

All bass. No treble.

Easier than a push up.

Young gun with a fast draw.

Always faithful.

Bizarre Ride

High emotional intelligence.

Two pinots are better than one.

This gets physical.

A teddy bear you want to squeeze to death.

YOLO. FOMO.

Savory undertones.

It has the transparency of Salon.

Full-bodied. Incredible if chilled. Get it.

Ton of fun.

Luscious nostalgia.

For your 50/50 martinis.

Like a lubbed up American Gladiator.

Liquid Gold.

Thick.

Oregon's best.

Napa doesn’t have to be an expensive circle jerk.

Ripe. Exotic. Plump.

Throwback to old California.

Made by one of America’s most famous sommeliers.

Old wise man.

The best in Oregon.

Shoot from the hip. Cali chardonnay can be predictable but this ain't.

Soft core.

Doooooope.

Fair game.